Michael finished breakfast.
Dog got to the plate and scarfed down anything still on there.
Kitten rushed up to get anything that fell from dog's mouth.
Fast forward .8 seconds...
Dog hurls up the breakfast scraps she stole.
Kitten rushed up to start EATING THE HURL.
Thankfully, Michael was quick to rush up with a paper towel to clean up, because I was doubled over on the sofa laughing in disgust.